1 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:13,138 Step away from the Tarnation Casket, Baron Thistle. 2 00:00:13,221 --> 00:00:15,598 You cannot stop me, Arbor Knight. 3 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:17,475 Once the stream is activated, 4 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:20,395 the negative feedback will rip your world apart. 5 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,649 We have 1.32 minutes before the... 6 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:25,859 What the fuck is happening? 7 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:27,235 Are you following any of this? 8 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:28,361 I'm so lost. 9 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:29,988 Should we turn the subtitles back on? 10 00:00:30,071 --> 00:00:31,364 - Shh! - nano-configuration, 11 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,992 causing the Tarnation Casket to self-implode. 12 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:35,326 But that's impossible! 13 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,661 Nothing's impossible. 14 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:38,621 We're the Robo-Trees. 15 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,874 You're Arbor Knight, our leader. 16 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:43,043 Red Wood, you're the hothead. 17 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:46,379 Palme D'or, you're our resident super-genius. 18 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:49,215 Cypress, you're our girl boss boss-lady. 19 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:55,263 And I'm Tannenbaum, here to get your rears in gear. Whoo. 20 00:00:55,346 --> 00:00:57,390 Did he seriously reintroduce each character? 21 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,851 - This is the ninth movie. - Die, Tannenbaum! You suck! 22 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:02,228 Guys, you're talking over the whole ending. 23 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,527 This is not over, Robo-Trees. 24 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:14,324 Your day of reckoning will soon be at hand. 25 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:17,535 Don't just stand there, Red Wood. He's still in range. Shoot him! 26 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,245 You're literally holding a gun. 27 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:22,082 Robo-Trees, let's go home. 28 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:24,292 Yeah. I need a bath. 29 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:26,711 'Cause I'm stinky. 30 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:29,506 It's a Maximum Velocitree... 31 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:32,092 Ugh. Not exactly Citizen Kane. 32 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:33,718 I kinda loved it. 33 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:36,012 Oh, God. Rick! What are you doing? 34 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,491 I don't know what to do with these feelings, Jerry. 35 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,058 This used to be my favorite franchise. 36 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:41,935 Maybe it's time to like something else. 37 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:44,270 No! I wanna talk to the manager. 38 00:01:48,983 --> 00:01:50,777 - You in charge? - Yeah. 39 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,153 I'm James Gunn. 40 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:54,823 Hey! Bradley Cooper carved that desk. 41 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:57,283 What was up with that last Maximum Velocitree? 42 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,410 - You didn't like it? - I thought it was great. 43 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:02,163 You're ruining my childhood. Which is still ongoing. 44 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:04,958 Stop eating up screen time with stupid comic relief characters 45 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:07,085 and put more cool shit in the story! 46 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:09,295 Guys, I'm a fan too. 47 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:12,173 Why do you think Warner Bros. Put me behind that desk you now owe me? 48 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:13,901 So you could pitch Batman ideas to yourself? 49 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,051 Exactly. 50 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,320 And you know what I've learned? 51 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:18,638 Making movies isn't easy. 52 00:02:18,721 --> 00:02:22,267 The next Maximum Velocitree movie has been rewritten 40 times. 53 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:23,393 Thirty by me. 54 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:26,062 Now, we'll spend five years and half a billion making it, 55 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:29,023 but in the end, know what will make fans like you like it? 56 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:30,984 - A fucking miracle. - No. 57 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:33,570 What the next Maximum Velocitree film needs is us. 58 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,238 I'd like to see you try... 59 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:37,657 - Hey! - Time to fix this broken franchise. 60 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:39,343 Good luck doing anything with that script. 61 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:40,577 It's watermarked! 62 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:47,125 I'll get an Uber. 63 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:21,326 I don't know, this script is pretty good. 64 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:24,204 - Give that back, Dad. - Whoa, what's that? 65 00:03:24,954 --> 00:03:27,123 The Movie-lizer. 66 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,767 It makes movies at the speed of thought. 67 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,668 I invented it during the title sequence. 68 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,337 Let's see what James Gunn had cookin'. 69 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:40,220 For the honor of the Robo-Tree. 70 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:42,680 Time to die. 71 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,934 With the power of friendship! 72 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:48,811 Yikes. Citizen Kane doesn't strike again. 73 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,188 Oh, he will. 74 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:52,690 The Movie-lizer uses a prompt-driven CPU. 75 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,485 I just type whatever tweaks I want, and it auto-generates the rest. 76 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,654 Hell yeah. Make it lose that bad guy. 77 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,989 Baron Thistle hasn't been cool since the third movie. 78 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,533 {\an7}Let's kill two birds with one prompt. 79 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:05,662 Till we meet again, Robo-Trees. 80 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:08,039 Wait. Where did this gun come from? 81 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:10,750 Whoopsie. 82 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:12,043 Hey. That man was unarmed. 83 00:04:12,126 --> 00:04:13,586 Yeah, man. Uncool. 84 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:15,672 It was an accident. 85 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:20,176 - So awesome. They hate him. - Here. Watch this. 86 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:23,221 I sentence you to life in prison 87 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:24,931 for unlicensed murder. 88 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:27,225 Oh, please. 89 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:30,228 Isn't some of the stuff you're messing with important? 90 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:31,729 Oh, fuck the fuck off, Jerry. 91 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:34,148 That formula-driven, "Save the Cat" bullshit 92 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,542 is what killed the last couple of movies. 93 00:04:35,566 --> 00:04:36,567 That's right, Morty. 94 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:38,545 We're gonna make the people care about the Robo-Trees again. 95 00:04:38,569 --> 00:04:42,115 Movie-lizer, make us care. 96 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:56,129 Where are we? 97 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,172 Oh, shit. Morty, look. 98 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:00,675 Oh my God. 99 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:02,969 It's Robo-Tree Headquarters. 100 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:06,806 Wait, how... how is this happening? 101 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:09,726 - Intruders! - Let's go. 102 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:11,185 Stop them. 103 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,315 Fuck. The Movie-lizer Last Action Hero'd us. 104 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:17,442 We're characters in the movie now, Morty. 105 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:19,944 - It hurts. - Are you guys okay? 106 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,821 I mean, I can see you're being shot at. 107 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:23,072 Dad? Holy shit, 108 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,158 I can hear your internal dialogue in my head. 109 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:26,993 Is the machine supposed to work like this? 110 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:28,911 No. The Movie-lizer malfunctioned. 111 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,955 Now the Robo-Trees are trying to kill us. 112 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:33,541 Really? Uh, let me try something. 113 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:37,587 - What the hell is this? - A 2007 Kia Spectra. 114 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,422 I thought you could use a cool getaway car. 115 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:42,216 - Are you kidding me? This car sucks. - The joke's on you. 116 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,552 Edmunds Car Report gave it three stars. 117 00:05:44,635 --> 00:05:46,637 It's a family sedan! Shoot it! 118 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,264 Better than nothing. Let's go. 119 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,049 How are we gonna get outta here? 120 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:56,606 The Movie-lizer might eject us once the story is over. 121 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:59,233 Jerry, type that we skip to the end, and everything works out. 122 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:01,110 I don't think I can, guys. 123 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:04,197 It says the script is 3,000 pages and counting. 124 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,366 Also, there's an error-thing bleeping that says, 125 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:09,243 "antagonist not found" and "no third act." 126 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:11,746 Without an ending, you'll be stuck in the movie forever. 127 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:13,081 God damn it. 128 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:15,124 You cut a bunch of stuff out willy-nilly. 129 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,834 What did you expect? 130 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,796 Look, I understand story. Let me just put everything back 131 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,231 - that you took out and... - Jerry, stop. 132 00:06:21,255 --> 00:06:23,400 You'll only make things worse. You're a terrible writer, 133 00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:25,843 and you should never, ever get on the keys. 134 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:27,553 Well, excuse me for living. 135 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,806 Alright, we killed the villain, gotta undo that. 136 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:32,242 Didn't they use lightning to bring George Washington back to life 137 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:34,394 in Maximum VelociThree: Tell No Lies? 138 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:36,771 Hold on. The machine doesn't hate that... 139 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:38,231 See? This is going to work. 140 00:06:38,314 --> 00:06:41,150 We'll bring back Baron Thistle and give this stupid thing an ending. 141 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:44,654 Use your blinker! Fuck off! 142 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,869 Okay, all we need now is a little lightning. 143 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:02,755 - We're back, baby! - It worked. 144 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:05,049 Look out! Zombie! 145 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:08,970 Dude. We just brought him back. 146 00:07:09,053 --> 00:07:10,096 Fucker bit you. 147 00:07:10,179 --> 00:07:13,641 Wait! The Movie-lizer is detecting a new antagonist. 148 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:14,767 I don't see any... 149 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,898 Guys, this new character has given you 150 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:23,860 a 20.5% better chance of ending the movie. 151 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:27,280 - But I am in pain. - So we're back on course? 152 00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:29,574 Sort of. You still need a third act. 153 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:31,701 In the original draft, Baron Thistle was gonna 154 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:34,162 kill Tannenbaum in front of the Robo-Trees... 155 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:36,065 That would've been a cool ending. 156 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:40,460 Maybe Son of Thistle could finish what his father started? 157 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:42,587 You do kinda look like him. 158 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:44,088 You want me to kill Tannenbaum? 159 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:45,256 Whatever works. 160 00:07:45,339 --> 00:07:47,049 Okay, I'll break Tannenbaum out of jail, 161 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,677 reunite him with the Robo-Trees, and then Morty will kill him. 162 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,520 Does the machine recognize that as an ending? 163 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:52,847 Hold on. 164 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:57,018 It does! Kinda bleak, though. 165 00:07:57,101 --> 00:07:58,978 Shut up. I'm off to a jailbreak. 166 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:00,897 What the hell am I supposed to do? 167 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,148 You're the new bad guy. 168 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:04,001 Hook up with the Hench-Weeds and give the Robo-Trees 169 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,067 something to stop. 170 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,945 - Something to stop? What's that mean? - See you in the third act! 171 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,369 Extra creatine, please. 172 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,539 - Yo, James Gunn. - Oh. Hi, Zack Snyder. 173 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:21,292 Just saw your new cut of Superman, and word of advice, 174 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:24,003 he's the Man of Steel, not the Man of Conversation. 175 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:26,214 - Okay. - Do more shots of him punching. 176 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:28,132 And here's a secret move. 177 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,884 Start the punch at regular speed, 178 00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:31,469 and then you're gonna ramp it down. 179 00:08:31,552 --> 00:08:33,262 It's not a fucking secret! 180 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,264 I'm sorry, Zack Snyder. 181 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,476 I shouldn't be lashing out at you. Your biceps are the size of my head. 182 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:42,230 Yes, but so is my heart. What's going on with you? 183 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:46,317 Some fan of the Velocitree franchise got onto the lot today. 184 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,486 He used a portal, and he just... 185 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:51,531 Zack, we're not losing touch with the audience, are we? 186 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:54,200 I mean, I gave notes on the goddamn Count Chocula movie 187 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:56,118 - this morning... - Was the portal green? 188 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,787 That's Rick Sanchez. 189 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,956 Gunner, that's the guy that sealed Nolan 190 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,290 in the giant bookcase 191 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,543 to quote-unquote punish him for Interstellar. 192 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,169 He doesn't represent real fans. 193 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,380 He's just the smartest man in the universe. 194 00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:10,007 Don't sweat it. He can't do what we do. 195 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:11,509 Probably. 196 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,594 Gonna go crush some weights. 197 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,239 One day you're gonna wish you hit the gym 198 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,639 like I do, James Gunn. 199 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:25,481 Hello? 200 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,942 Is this Baron Thistle's evil base? 201 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:29,860 Not anymore. We're packing it in. 202 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:33,114 Gonna try to sell all this stuff on my girlfriend's Etsy site. 203 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:36,576 Everyone, listen up. 204 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:39,161 I'm here to get this place back up and running. 205 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,123 I am the Son of Thistle! 206 00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:44,041 He does sorta have the same jacket. 207 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,960 And his head is also a cactus. 208 00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:47,503 That's all the proof I need! 209 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,130 Tell us what to do. 210 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:53,092 Well, what were y'all doing before Baron Thistle died? 211 00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:55,553 Oh. You know. Doomsday plan. 212 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:57,054 We were gonna melt the ice caps. 213 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:58,723 Spent months on the blueprints, 214 00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:00,474 not that your dad ever said, "Thank you." 215 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,476 - What's your name? - Samantha. 216 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,229 It sucks when your boss never says thank you, Samantha. 217 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:08,524 But under me, everyone will feel appreciated. 218 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:11,902 Samantha, I am putting you in charge 219 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:15,656 of Operation: Complete and Total Polar Cap Destruction. 220 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:19,910 Thank you, sir. I've been feeling so low lately. 221 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,954 I think it's 'cause my mom forgot my birthday. 222 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,665 Samantha, that will never happen again. 223 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,459 I'm your Mom now. 224 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,337 Now, let's melt some ice caps! 225 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:36,218 See? My Son of Thistle idea did work. 226 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:39,555 Son of a bitch did it. He made a movie machine. 227 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,557 Says it right on the side. 228 00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:49,982 - Hello? - Hi, there. 229 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,360 It's me. Your wife. 230 00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:54,987 Here's your prison food, new guy. 231 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,197 What you in for? 232 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,823 The fastest crime I could commit. 233 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,576 Any of you see an annoying little bitch of a Christmas tree? 234 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:06,040 Oh, please. Oh, please, don't beat me. 235 00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:08,209 I won't. I'm here to rescue you. 236 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,711 - I'm not worth rescuing. - Huh? 237 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:13,756 I suck. I say dumb catchphrases. 238 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:17,635 I look like a toy designed for kids. 239 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:19,804 I'm a fucking idiot. 240 00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:21,722 Wow. More self-aware than I thought. 241 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,891 But come on, everyone sucks until they don't. 242 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:25,393 That's the arc of every good story. 243 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,561 - It is? - Here's the plan. 244 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,313 I'll start a riot and we sneak out. 245 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:30,624 I know you're not a fighter, but... 246 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,316 When do we start? 247 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,401 Oh. 248 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,611 - Right now. - Good. 249 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,698 Take that back, asshole. 250 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,660 I'll take it back when I stop fucking your mother. 251 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:46,831 Save some punching for the rest of us. 252 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,459 Lunch is ruined. 253 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,512 Whoa. Cool. 254 00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:04,056 Get your fucking rear in gear. 255 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,392 I really miss you. 256 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:07,935 I miss my hubby. 257 00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:09,562 Why don't you come into the kitchen? 258 00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:12,732 Sure. But why are you calling from a different phone number? 259 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,110 It's a burner phone for spam calls. 260 00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:19,447 Come into the kitchen for some lemonade. 261 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,824 Oh, wow. Can't pass up lemonade. 262 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,077 The Movie-lizer is mine. 263 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:29,415 No one's more creative than James Gunn. 264 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,299 God damn it. We're stuck. 265 00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:40,968 No, we're not, Rick. 266 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:44,013 Grab my stump. 267 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,348 - Yeah! - Whoa! 268 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:53,522 Holy shit. That was awesome. 269 00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:56,984 And so was that. 270 00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:58,253 - Whoo-hoo! Yeah! - Job well done. 271 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,279 - Alright! - Thank the squirrels you're safe! 272 00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:03,115 Thank Rick Sanchez. He did everything. 273 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,950 You did a lot too. 274 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,410 Definitely more than I expected. 275 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:09,914 Rick, I wanna thank you for rescuing me. 276 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:13,459 Here. I want you to have this. 277 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:14,668 It's a piece of me. 278 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:16,629 Oh, thanks. 279 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,422 Is this, like, one of your balls? 280 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:21,300 Robo-Trees, something messed up is going viral 281 00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:22,802 all over Twit-Tok. 282 00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:26,013 Hello, Earth. I'm the Son of Thistle, 283 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:29,308 and I'm just like my dad, so I'ma Doomsdayin'. 284 00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:31,519 Samantha, tell the people what we're gonna do. 285 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,479 We're gonna wipe out the polar ice caps 286 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:36,023 'cause they suck! 287 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:39,527 Does the Movie-lizer still think we're on track? 288 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:41,570 Jerry? 289 00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:45,032 - Jerry? - It's fuckin' heavy! 290 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,744 Shoulda listened to Snyder. 291 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,625 Right on cue. 292 00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,669 Weeds, attack! 293 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,507 Robo-Trees, let's stomp that prick. 294 00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:15,813 Where the hell is Tannenbaum? 295 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,361 - Dude, where is he? - On the ship. 296 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:24,113 Turns out, Tannenbaum's an alright guy. 297 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,676 He's kinda my favorite character now. 298 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,701 What? Look at me! I'm a fucking cactus! 299 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,369 Relax. Trust the process. 300 00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:32,788 Oh my God, you're re-breaking the story again? 301 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,374 I wanna go home! And I didn't even think 302 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,877 the last Maximum Velocitree was all that bad. 303 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,628 You said it wasn't Citizen Kane. 304 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:43,007 I'm 14! I've never seen Citizen Kane! 305 00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,634 Now, listen to me, you stupid old man! 306 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,678 You're gonna bring Tannenbaum here, 307 00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,847 and I'm gonna shoot him in the goddamn head 308 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,849 just like we planned! 309 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:54,226 Okay, okay! I'll help you kill him. 310 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,479 - You're gonna do what? - Mom? 311 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,690 You're in cahoots with the Robo-Trees? 312 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:03,110 - Samantha, let me explain. - Okay. Go ahead. 313 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:04,695 Shit, she called my bluff. Run! 314 00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:05,821 Get them! 315 00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:12,912 - Dad, help. - Your dad's not fuckin' answering. 316 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:16,373 That's because he's in the kitchen, talking to his wife. 317 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:17,499 - James Gunn? - James Gunn? 318 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,335 - That's right. - James Gunn? 319 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:22,004 - Just walk away, man. Walk away. - But... 320 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,173 I read that dinosaur book you wrote, Jerry. 321 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,091 - Really good stuff. - You did? 322 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,011 Well, I got the gist. Maybe we could do business together? 323 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,554 Two-picture deal? 324 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,640 - Dad, no! - Don't do it! We need you! 325 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:35,309 That's it, Jerry. Give in to Hollywood. 326 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,645 You know how to really succeed in this town? 327 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,356 By turning your back on family. 328 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,565 I don't like that. 329 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,318 No! You could've had it all! 330 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,071 Guys, I'm back. 331 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:49,990 Jeez Louise, what did you do? The story's gone linear. 332 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,534 We pissed off the good guys and the bad guys. 333 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,161 Rick likes Tannenbaum now. 334 00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,372 - I just think he's interesting. - We need a new ending. 335 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,998 I literally wrote us into a corner. 336 00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,583 You gotta write us outta here, Jerry. 337 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,710 Me? You said I was a terrible writer 338 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,754 who should never, ever, ever, ever, ever... 339 00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,756 I didn't say that many "evers." Listen, Jerry. 340 00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:07,925 Any idiot can plug an idea into a machine 341 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,728 when they don't care what it spits back out, 342 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,345 but it takes a special kind of idiot 343 00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:13,031 to get on the keys and write us an ending. 344 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,348 You're that idiot. 345 00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,432 But how? 346 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,267 It's always been right in front of you. 347 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,477 Go over to my workbench. 348 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,771 Alright. I'm there. 349 00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,982 Open the third drawer on the right and reach way back. 350 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,542 There should be a small orange bottle. 351 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:27,069 What is it? Some sci-fi device? 352 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,655 Better. It's magic. 353 00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,424 Don't take more than two, drink lots of water, 354 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:32,741 and remember to blink. 355 00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:39,123 I now pronounce you two both guilty and dead. 356 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,000 Aw, jeez. Dad? Help. 357 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,418 Then, as fate would have it, 358 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,545 a very large air vent opened beneath them. 359 00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:47,965 Our heroes escape execution via the large vented air vent. 360 00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,402 As fate would have it, this is a direct path to the outside. 361 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,470 Slam cut to exterior: New York, day. 362 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,514 New York? 363 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:56,890 Why are we in New York? 364 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,267 Stop micromanaging me! 365 00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,685 Then, as fate would have it, 366 00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:01,520 a high-octane Lamborgina pulls up. 367 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:03,188 Whoopsie, forgot how to drive. 368 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:04,356 Here, kid, catch. 369 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,942 Whoa. The Adderall is hittin'. 370 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,485 Get in the car! 371 00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,598 Okay, Jerry, now get us to the climax. 372 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:39,933 Nerth Pole? 373 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,519 That's where Samantha built the super weapon! 374 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,688 Dad's trying to get us back on course. 375 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:45,898 Hang on. 376 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,611 Yes! We've got curvature! 377 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,745 Guessing that's your doomsday weapon. 378 00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,139 We're nearin' the end of the movie. 379 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,748 Damn. Samantha built it fast. 380 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,142 I guess supporting those beneath you... 381 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,292 Here they come! 382 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:33,529 We have 1.63 minutes before the melting polar ice caps 383 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,364 reach the point of no return. 384 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,950 - We got company. - Stop that traitor. 385 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:41,203 Shit, Morty, I think I figured out the best ending yet. 386 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,205 Hello, Mother. 387 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,541 You deal with that. I don't know what that's about. 388 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,334 Come and get me, trees. 389 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:51,547 Samantha, hey. Beautiful job on the weapon thing. 390 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:54,091 I thought you actually liked my evil plan. 391 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,635 But let's face it, you're no mother. 392 00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,345 You're just a bad guy. 393 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,265 Step away from that super weapon. 394 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:04,601 - Let's blast him. - For once, I agree with you. 395 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:09,773 Stop! Don't shoot! He's a good man! 396 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,483 He saved me. 397 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,443 - No. I'm bad. - Huh? 398 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,612 I only rescued you so I could have you killed. 399 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:19,116 I hate you, Tannenbaum. You look like a toy. 400 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,951 - Die already! - Gun! 401 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:27,040 See you... next... summer. 402 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:31,920 Wait. No. No! 403 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,932 You saved the world from another unarmed man. 404 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,268 Oh no. They died? 405 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:50,564 Sometimes, saving the world requires complex decisions. 406 00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:53,442 Decisions made by a true leader. 407 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:59,656 Hail, Tannen-Knight, leader of the Robo-Trees. 408 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,368 They did it. What an ending. 409 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,120 They outdone the Gunn. 410 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,668 - We're back. Oh my God! - We're alive! 411 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,046 We were dead in the movie! Actually dead. 412 00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:17,216 Wow, Dad. Looks like us dying really affected you. 413 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,800 No, he just forgot to blink. 414 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,261 Still. I admit it. Making movies is hard. 415 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,931 From now on, I'm just gonna be an impossible-to-please fan. 416 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,600 You said it! Let's go troll some comment sections. 417 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,894 Oh God, where did James Gunn go? 418 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:31,772 Fuck James Gunn. Where's the goddamn hard drive? 419 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:35,025 I'm telling you, Mr. Brothers, they cracked the code. 420 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:38,070 This won't just put butts in seats and sell popcorn, 421 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,364 it will give people hope. 422 00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:43,909 It could save Hollywood. It could change everything. 423 00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:47,788 Nice work, Mr. Gunn. Give the man a sundae. 424 00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:49,539 Ooh, I love sundaes. 425 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,511 Why was it called a sundae? 426 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,140 It's a Maximum Velocitree 427 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,559 Robotic trees against adversity 428 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,478 It's not rocket science or geometry 429 00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:13,897 So sit on back and watch the movie 430 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,275 Five trees against a cactus man 431 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,235 Next summer, we'll be back again 432 00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:20,153 Gotta fill our content demand 433 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,447 If domestic tanks, there's always Japan 434 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,074 All we need is friendship and sunshine 435 00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,325 Choking on a wild vine 436 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,077 No one stops us growing from the ground up 437 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,705 Baron Thistle and his Hench-Weeds lookin' like some bad seeds 438 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,148 Now Velocitrees are gonna round up 439 00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:33,126 They have a tendency to fight tyrannic succulents 440 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,127 They have a tendency for kicking plant ass 441 00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:38,005 It's a Maximum Velocitree 442 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:39,840 Okay, Jerry. All set. 443 00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:42,884 But for the record, I do not condone using the Movie-lizer in this way. 444 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,469 Hear that, Dad? You're good to go. 445 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:48,181 Can't believe I'm actually inside Space Jam 7. 446 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,434 Oh, hey, LeBron. Still doing this, huh? 447 00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:51,560 Let's get outta here. 448 00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:57,190 Hey, guys. You know how I've been writing raptor porn on the side? 449 00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:59,443 I'm ready to share it with the world. 450 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:02,779 Oh, well, guess I'll just leave it on this machine 451 00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:04,323 till they come back. 452 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,910 Guys? You still there? Oh no. 453 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,746 Dear God. What is that? 454 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,498 Stop! Let go of me! 455 00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:15,751 What are you doing? Stop! 456 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,586 Don't just stand there, Speedy Gonzales. 457 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:18,879 Do something! 458 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:21,840 Did you get any of that?